I like the "What kind of pits you got?"
I'll say something like, Carver, or Alligator, or Meathead/Red Rock type dogs.

"Nah dawg - you got red nose or blues or what?"

I forget there are so many different breeds within the breed. Poor Bulldogs...........they got some much going against them.........no wonder the ones that make it are so great...hell, they have to be just to survive the stupidity of those around them