Well you certainly cleared that up, and no one would accuse 'you' of over-thinking
There are actually quite a bit of meritorious thoughts in the original post.
There are also a bunch of misconceptions that many people have that "little dogs" are harmless, etc.
Genius, do you realize that all posts, on all forums, by their very existence, are a search for feedback ... wth do you think a forum is for?
Jack