Punography

[Officially Retired]

:mrgreen:

[Foxman]

That took a lot of thinking create that page. I have to admit. I couldn't help but grin as I read it.

[Officially Retired]

Me too, it was funny, and best of all ... clean :)

[Officially Retired]

Some More


.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief stole a calendar - he got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married - they fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

.. Police were called to a day care center, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

.. A bicycle can't stand alone - it is two tired.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done - that's the point of it.

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

[CYJ]

We had a guy who worked in our group for thirty years. Never a day did he not have a great clean joke or one liners to tell. Always started our day out with a good laugh. Some people have a knack for it. Cheers

[scratchin dog]

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.




:lol::lol: Good one.

[Officially Retired]

I liked "A will is a dead giveaway" :lol:

[Foxman]

A lot of people do not appreciate many things that people write or do or say. I watched a movie years ago called 'Dead Poet Society'. Part of that movie showed dedication that one group of students had for their teacher who was being fired. They all face being expelled but didn't care. They openly sided with him anyway. I liked the dedication those kids had. I told the guys back then how I liked that movie. One of the guys that worked for me liked it five others hated it. They said it was a chick flick. I read an article that someone wrote about the movie. It said, those with a low IQ 'man or woman' would not like it. It said those with a high intelligence level would like it. I tore the article out of the magazine and put it up on the wall for everyone to read. None of the workers seem to change their minds with me doing that.